PMS Busted For Curfew

Posted by Ron Starr on 4 Jun 2003

Police broke up a party late last night, wherein four minors were taken in for violating curfew, including PWC's own Paula Michelle Smith.

Clark Carlisle, who picked her up from the jailhouse earlier today, has once again had to contend with CPS Spokeswoman Jaqui Tillman.

Said Tillman: "We gave the organization a little breathing room, due to Mister Carlisle's promises that the young girl would be kept out of trouble. But not even a couple weeks after backing off, Paula is found at a party... with alcohol and drugs... after curfew... with her new 'guardian' nowhere to be found. I'll be perfectly frank: we aren't happy. On top of that, we aren't sure that the environment of a wrestling organization promotes the best interests of the child."

Carlisle, confident as ever, responded: "First off, I invite Mrs. Tillman to actually come to one of our shows. She can see for herself exactly what kind of 'environment' we have around here. Not only is PWC good for Paula, but she is, in turn, good for the company: both as an in-ring personality, and as a cash flow for her advertisements. Finally, what happened last night is the exception, not the rule; if I have to, I will personally make sure Paula Michelle Smith stays out of trouble."

When reached for comment, a very moody Paula commented: "Mister Carlisle is not my father, period. It is very annoying that nobody asked my opinion on the matter. I am not a child - how many 'children' have moved away from their parents and successfully support themselves? Miss Tillman, Mister Carlisle, and the authorities all treat me like a kid, and it pisses me off. And what the hell kind of stupid law is curfew, anyways?"

What will Carlisle have to do to keep Paula in line? Will Tillman accept his invitation and make an appearance this week? Is Paula's future with the company in jeopardy? Will we learn the identity of her guardian?

Hopefully the questions will be answered on PWC TV.

PMS Busted For Curfew

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